Advanced Greetings!

I am starting to feel the Christmas spirit already so let me be the first to greet you a Merry Merry Christmas and  Happy New Year!

May the roads rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine brightly above you
May the rains softly water the fields around you.

May God have mercy on your soul
May you reach heaven
.. 10 seconds before the devil knows you're dead!

Amen!